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46 Thoughts You Inevitably Have When You’ve Been Stuck at Home All Day

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In case you haven’t heard, it’s a snow day. As a kid, this is the stuff of dreams. As kids we used to pray for snow days because that meant no school, our moms chilled with us all day feeding us, we played in the snow, and life was beautiful.

However, as a twenty-something adult, having a snow day is basically a fucking nightmare. First and foremost, you have to miss work and that means you’re probably not getting paid for the day. Next, you’re stuck at fucking home all day and there’s literally nothing to do because the only things you can do are adult things (like organizing closets and cleaning).

Eventually, you realize that Netflix has officially run out of good shit to watch and your fridge is empty because you’re barely an adult in the real world and you truly have no idea what you’re doing.

So, since you’re stuck at home like I am all day, maybe you have these thoughts too:

  1. This snow day should be good.
  2. I want to sleep in, I’m so tired.
  3. *Wakes up at 7 am*
  4. Fuck.
  5. Okay, what now?
  6. Food!
  7. Hmmmm, what do I have here?
  8. Great, junk food. That’ll do.
  9. Let’s see what’s on Netflix.
  10. No.
  11. No.
  12. Fuck no.
  13. Ugh, okay, I guess I’ll watch Fuller House. 
  14. I can’t watch this shit anymore.
  15. Okay, what do I have to do around the house?
  16. Nah, I’ll organize later.
  17. Nah, I’ll clean later.
  18. Ain’t nobody got time for that right now.
  19. Should I nap?
  20. I mean, yeah, let’s try it.
  21. *Can’t nap*
  22. *Stars at wall*
  23. OMG.
  24. I wish I was at work.
  25. At least I would be making money.
  26. Ugh, I’m so poor.
  27. Snow days fucking suck.
  28. Maybe I should go see how the snow is?
  29. *Goes outside*
  30. Fuck THISSSSSS.
  31. Wow, it’s freezing.
  32. Okay, how can I waste more time.
  33. Day drinking?
  34. Is it too early to drink?
  35. Haha, it’s a snow day, fuck it. Drink.
  36. *Pours all the wine*
  37. Ahhh, much better.
  38. Okay, only 16 hours left until I can leave the house to go to work.
  39. OMG.
  40. Wait.
  41. What if the trains aren’t running tomorrow either?
  42. I can’t handle this shit.
  43. I wish I was a kid again.
  44. *Drinks more wine*
  45. *Drinks all the wine*
  46. Okay, I need to get a hobby.

 

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