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This 6-Year-Old’s Letter to Santa is the Most Cynical Yet Perfect Thing to Ever Happen

This kid gives zero fucks and I’m so here for it.

Sarah McCammon, an NPR reporter, tweeted out her sons letter to Santa.

Now, most kids love Santa, right? They love and wait for Christmas every damn year, but not this kid. This kid is special. This kid is a no bullshit kind of kid.

When asked to write a letter to Santa at school, he wrote this:

TBH, it’s the purest thing I’ve ever seen:

Dear Santa,
Santa Im only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is empty. And your good list is emty. You dont know the trouble Ive had in my life. Good bye.
Im not telling you my name.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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