I have this saying: if your girl can walk to the kitchen after sex to make you a sandwich, you don’t deserve a sandwich. Clearly, Ariana Grande agrees with me.
According to MTV, Ariana Grande’s new song “Side to Side” featuring Nicki Minaj is about riding dick so hard that you can’t walk so you kind of just wobble from side to side.
“That whole song is kind of about, you know, soreness — riding leading to soreness. Ride dick bicycle’ is the lyric, indeed.”
Some people didn’t get it at first:
Jack just explained that the song Side to Side is about getting railed so hard you can't walk. SO MANY EMOTIONZ.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) August 30, 2016
But let’s hear it again just to confirm: