“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a giant cock!”
These were the words the people Omak, Washington must have been saying on Thursday when they looked up and saw a huge dick painted in the sky by some planes. And to whom did these planes belong? None other than the US Navy!
They Navy took full responsibility for the work of art and indicated their disapproval, saying, “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”
I honestly don’t know why they’re not all about it, though, because most people who saw the dick seemed to love it.
The most monumental thing to happen in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj
— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
So, somebody in the Omak/Okanogan area got in a plane and put this in the sky. I appreciate the time, effort and resources needed to pull this off. pic.twitter.com/AF6gF4UhF6
— Brett Fancher (@brettfancher) November 16, 2017
lol i just opened my snap to see about 35 dick pics in the sky of omak
— c h e l l e r a y (@c_waaatt) November 16, 2017
This is probably the best use of taxpayer money the military has ever put into action. Okay, maybe not the best, but it’s pretty high up there and definitely stands erect among the others.