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It’s a Bold strategy, Cotton: ESPN 8 “The Ocho” Will Air for One Glorious Day, Replacing ESPN U

One of the most memorable parts of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (Which, TBH, is hard to pick from), has to be the faux sports channel, ESPN 8 “The Ocho,” dedicated solely to “bringing you the finest and seldom seen sports from around the globe since 1999.”

But, it looks like ESPN has answered our prayers, because for one day only, fittingly 8/8/2017, ESPN will transform ESPN U into “The Ocho” in order to air competitions their viewers wouldn’t usually watch.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I’ve even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we’ve witnessed here today! ”

Here’s just a taste of the action that “The Ocho” will be airing all day long:

  • 2016 American Disc Golf Championship: A sport that involves players throwing a disc at a target while adhering to rules similar to golf. More info here.
  • 2016 WFTDA Roller Derby Championships: A game involving two teams of five women each, in which each team is on offense and defense simultaneously as they assist the designated “jammer” around the track. The jammer scores points for her team by lapping members of the opposing team. More info here.
  • 2016 Sky Zone Ultimate Trampoline Dodgeball: Traditional dodgeball with the added element of players using trampolines during play. More info here.
  • Firefighters World Challenge XXV: Firefighters from around the world compete in teams to complete a series of five tasks including climbing a five-story tower, dragging hoses and rescuing a life-sized, 175 lb. “victim”, all while wearing full bunker gear. More info here.
  • 2016 Kabaddi World Cup Final: A contact team sport that originated in India involving two teams and unique rule. The goal is for each team’s “raider” to tag as many of the opposing team’s players as possible and return to his/her home half all while taking just a single breath. More info here.
  • 2017 Championship of Bags: A cornhole tournament for a variety of skill levels. More info here.
  • Moxie Games: An uncanny, new and amazing event which combines a variety of sports into one, such as dodgeball and juggling, martial arts and volleyball, and table tennis and soccer
  • U.S. Open Ultimate Championship: A self-officiating competition with two teams on a field similar to a football field, but the object used is a disc. The objective of the game is to catch a pass in the opponent’s end zone. More info here.




Ok, but will they get Gary Cole or Jason Bateman to reprise their iconic roles of Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks?

[Via BroBible]

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