Cecil the Lion’s Killer Not Facing Charges
Walter Palmer, you know, the dentist from Minnesota who killed Cecil the Lion, will not face charges, according to Opa Muchinguri, the Zimbabwean minister of environment, water and climate.
She even said he’s welcome to return: “If you talk to him, tell him that tourists are welcome here. No hunting, though.”
This is not a joke. I repeat: This. is. not. a joke.