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Colbert Rips Into Trump on ‘Late Show,’ Which, Rumor Has It, Mr. President Gets Off On

Some amazing news has come to light recently, courtesy of porn star and alleged sexual partner of Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels, and it concerns the man who currently sits in the Oval Office. Correction, the news is “amazing” if you have long ceased hoping for a decent country, and now are just nihilistically reveling in the surely approaching apocalypse…

Turns out, not only is Donald Trump a xenophobe, a sexist, and an idiot: he is also super into the whole BDSM “whip me because I’ve been bad” sexual dynamic. Which there is nothing wrong with, don’t get me wrong; to each their own, right? However if we have a president that decides to nuke North Korea or go to war with Russia just so he can go home and say to his personal dominatrix, “I’ve been really bad today. What are you going to do to me?” with a barely concealed grin of aroused jubilation, then we have a big problem.

Stephen Colbert thinks as much too.

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