In case you haven’t noticed, the only thing we actually know about Star Wars: the Force Awakens is a bunch of ideas we got from trailers, teasers, and media rumors (guilty). So how do we know what’s actually going to go down in the movie? What if the premise is stupid as hell and the movie actually sucks (it probably won’t, but I’m just saying).
In an effort to piece together the movie, Jason Alexander, Train, and Funny Or Die join forces for an updated Star Wars Holiday Special using characters from The Force Awakens. It just happens to be based solely on rumor and conjecture.