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These Girls Dressed Up as “Fuckboys” for Halloween and It’s Brilliant

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Two University of Connecticut juniors dressed up as something truly terrifying this Halloween: fuckboys. Jessica Zharnest and Lexi Fragola got t-shirts printed with over 30 actual texts they received from guys. They ranged from the desperate, the corny, to the bitter.

“People didn’t really believe these were real messages and when we told them they were in shock,” Jessica told The Tab.

“We could tell who the fuckboys were because some guys thought the costume was so hilarious and perfect and there were some that were like ‘oh…’ and walked away,” said Lexi.

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Here are the texts of your viewing pleasure:

  • “Just hope you know we’re fucking today.”
  • “Do you think men and women are equal… ‘no have you seen my biceps.’”
  • “It’s going to be an easy transition into the bedroom.”
  • “We’re gonna fuck cause everyone else sucks.”
  • “I’ve never had to work hard to get a girl.”
  • “If you get a massage tonight, I get pussy.”
  • “Tired as hell come massage me.”
  • “Visit ya boy.”
  • “Do you have a bed time?”
  • “Real shit day. Sorry. Long Story. Sorry if I can’t maintain an investment at this time.”
  • “Send nudes.”
  • “Come chill.”
  • “I am bad. I am a bad man.”
  • “I never said you were a slut chillax.”
  • “Hope you find someone better than me. I laugh cause there’s no way that’s possible. Goodbye. Your life was meaningless to me.”
  • “I’ve been single for seven months so why haven’t we fucked?”
  • “Hey can I have my shirt back?”
  • “You’re weighing me down.”
  • “I just fuck you when I’m bored”
  • “I’m just trying to get with you.”
  • “Would be better with you sitting on my face.”

Brava, ladies!

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