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If Soda Commercials Were Honest, You’d Never Drink Soda Again (Don’t Cry When You Watch This)


In my mind, I realize that soda is bad for me. I know it have give me heart disease and diabetes and some other bullshit the FDA is trying to pawn off on me. But I fucking love Dr. Pepper, okay? Yes, Dr. Fucking-Pepper. And I’ll drink it as much as I damn well please.

Of course soda commercials make everything seem all dandy, but the reality is, if soda commercials were honest we probably wouldn’t drink them. Like I saw this commercial (which is a parody, by the way) and I really just want to cry.

Let’s face it, the bubbly, sugary goodness is basically liquid candy.

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