In my mind, I realize that soda is bad for me. I know it have give me heart disease and diabetes and some other bullshit the FDA is trying to pawn off on me. But I fucking love Dr. Pepper, okay? Yes, Dr. Fucking-Pepper. And I’ll drink it as much as I damn well please.
Of course soda commercials make everything seem all dandy, but the reality is, if soda commercials were honest we probably wouldn’t drink them. Like I saw this commercial (which is a parody, by the way) and I really just want to cry.
Let’s face it, the bubbly, sugary goodness is basically liquid candy.