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The Internet Has Solved All of your Dick Pic Problems


Unless you’re Orlando Bloom or Chris Brown, you may not be so apt to send real life pictures of your penis to anyone. Well, the internet has solved this peculiar problem.

A 28-year-old web developer named György Szücs has created what he calls the “Dick Code” in order to send all the details of your dick without actually sending a picture of it.

The website,, allows you to pick several pictures that describe the length, width, curve, and even–erhm–performance of your member and then share that with whomever you like. Now you can safely tell everyone all about your dick all you want. Good luck.

[via Mashable]

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