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Ivanka Trump Defends Hubby and Daddy on ‘Fox & Friends’

On yesterday morning’s installment of Fox & Friends, the insidious propaganda exercise that puts the “ass” in “assinine” (note: I watched five minutes of Fox & Friends and now I can no longer spell or write too good), Ivanka Trump sat down on the couch to assure the nation’s angry racist uncles that, despite all rational evidence to the contrary, her father’s presidency is going swimmingly, and her husband hasn’t been caught up in White House infighting, because otherwise he’d never find time to commit all that light treason he’s so fond of.

After proving that she’s better at staying on message than her brothers by claiming Lil’ Donny was “very vindicated” and “optimistic” following former FBI director James Comey’s testimony before Congress last Thursday, she then expressed her surprise at how “vicious” criticism of her father’s administration has been:

“It is hard and there is a level of viciousness that I was not expecting. I was not expecting the intensity of this experience. But this isn’t supposed to be easy. I think some of the distractions and some of the ferocity I was a little blindsided by on a personal level. But for me, I’m trying to keep my head down, not listen to the noise and just work really hard to make a positive impact in the lives of many people.”

Twitter was very sympathetic to Ivanka’s plight and…haha just kidding, they rightfully read her for FILTH:

Ivanka then went on to dispel the rumors that her husband, Jared Kushner, was involved with infighting amongst Trump’s staff, telling the malfunctioning racism robots seated next to her,

“There is 24-hour news cycle that gets fed by and is encouraged by lots of salacious details. At the end of the day, we are all focused on the work. And that’s very true for Jared. You know, he is somebody who just likes to get things done. So he doesn’t get involved in sort of all of that.”

Very true, Kushner would much rather spend his time setting up “back channel” of communication with Russia (don’t worry, it’s totally for solving the crisis in Syria and nothing else) and acting as a notorious Baltimore slumlord. You know, just bro stuff.

Congratulations on landing such a catch, Ivanka. And your husband is alright too.

[via Elite Daily]

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