That’s right. Costumeish came out with a “Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit” and it is the embodiment of everything that’s wrong with the world, now and forever.
The description reads:
“This Halloween it’s all about the #Hallomeme and who better than America’s goddess of all things glamorous “Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume?” She has devoted her life to promoting American decadence, youth, and hedonism but all that flashy living caught up with her one night in Paris when armed men bound her, stole her jewelry and her peace of mind. This Halloween have some fun with pop culture and dress just like the Queen of Social media with our sensational “Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume” Costume.”
The kit includes “White Short Sexy Robe,” “Long Black Wig,” “‘4 Million Dollar’ Ring,” “Large Sunglasses,” “Fake Gag,” and “2′ of Rope.” The asterisk at the bottom reads “Costume ring is made of plastic and not worth 4 million dollars.”
#WayTooSoon. I’m just gonna say it: if you buy this costume, you are most likely a Trump supporter. Although the “Parisian Heist” number is still not quite as disturbing as the “Donna T. Rumpshaker.”
[via Elite Daily]