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Ladies, Gwyneth Paltrow Wants you to put a $55 Rock up Your Vagina

Gwyneth Paltrow

Sure, Gwen, why the fuck not?

Gwyneth Paltrow, as you may know, has a really annoying Goop newsletter in which she suggested a bunch of holistic bullshit to improve the quality of your life (remember the vagina steaming thing?).

Anyway, now she wants women to shove Jade stones up their poon-poons because “it’s magic.”

Here’s the deal with the $55 stones:

“Jade eggs can help cultivate sexual energy, increase orgasm, balance the cycle, stimulate key reflexology around vaginal walls, tighten and tone, prevent uterine prolapse, increase control of the whole perineum and bladder, develop and clear chi pathways in the body, intensify feminine energy, and invigorate our life force.”

[via Mashable]

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