Look, I’m not going to sit here and lie to you because that’s just not the kind of person I am. So, I’ll straight up say that Liam Payne is so hot that I’ve had some very, very dirty dreams about him. I mean, if you have eyes, you know what I’m talking about.
However, I’m not one of those people that will leave raunchy comments on his social media pages in an attempt to get his penis in and around my vicinity. Yet, this is the Internet, and plenty of people have no problem making their wishes known.
Payne recently took part in a new BBC Radio 1 game dubbed “Perv Pad” in which he reads out some of the most NSFW fan comments people have posted about him online.
Whoa … I’m gonna go take a shower.