On Friday, President Obama signed the Babies Act, a law that will require baby changing stations to be present in women’s and men’s restroom, thus further emasculating men everywhere by forcing them to be adequate parents/guardians.
The official wording of the bill is as follows:
The new bill requires male and female restrooms in a public building to be equipped with baby changing facilities that the General Services Administration determines are physically safe, sanitary, and appropriate.
Cicilline wrote on his website, “government needs to do more to ensure that public buildings are family-friendly… No mom or dad should ever have to worry about finding a safe, sanitary place to change their baby ― least of all in a federal building that’s paid for by taxpayers.” Unbelievable! Like any self-respecting man would ever assist in the rearing of their own child!
Fortunately this law attacking manhood will only go into effect in public buildings, so the private sector restrooms will still be a safe place to piss and shit and have locker room banter with real men.