Apparently August is “Romance Awareness Month,” which begs the question: why ain’t every month Romance Awareness Month?!
While I wholeheartedly recommend keeping the flame burning from September to July, I am not going to complain when folks take full advantage of the August heat. Thus, I approve of the decision by The Hitman’s Bodyguard (which is coming out right in the middle of August) to introduce the wife of Sam Jackson’s character in its latest trailer. She is played by Salma Hayek, and you’ll love her instantly.
(Fair warning to the NSFW-conscious: Hayek’s f-bomb dropping skills are nonpareil.)
Apparently Gary Oldman plays an Eastern European dictator in this movie, which begs the question: why ain’t Gary Oldman been in any of the trailers?!
The Hitman’s Bodyguard checks in to theaters August 18.