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Oh Hell No: Women How are Growing Out Their Pit Hair are Now Dyeing it

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Okay, like no.

When I first wrote about women growing out their arm pit beards, I thought to myself, fine, this must have something to do with feminism. I assumed that it wouldn’t really matter once summer was over. It’s gross, sure, but screw it, a woman should have the right to grow out her pit hair if she really wants.

HOWEVER, is it really, really necessary to dye it blue, green, purple, whatever other weird ass color you find?

No, it’s not.

This people, is exactly why the Internet is a dangerous place. Please, look at what’s going on:

Blue pits are fun #dyedpits #armpithair

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Why shave when you could have lavender in your armpits?

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