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People Claim they Caught Justin Bieber Shapeshifting Into His “Reptilian Form” and I’m Extremely Concerned for the Human Race

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So, Justin Bieber, pop singer to masses, may or may not be a reptile.

For those of you who don’t spend your late nights in the deep hole of YouTube conspiracy theories, it is believed that the “Elite” humans (like celebrities or politicians) are actually reptilian humanoids that plan to destroy us all. Typical stuff, y’know?

Apparently, while he’s on tour in Australia, hundreds of fans in Perth caught Justin Bieber letting himself slip up, revealing himself as a “giant reptile.”

Screenshot of Perth Now via Buzzfeed

According to Buzzfeed, most of this information comes from an article posted they “allegedly” posted (they told Buzzfeed that they denied ever posting it), and later deleted, by Perth Now, the headline of which you can see above. This site also picked up the story, and their sources (known as the highly reliable “local skater”) claim:

““He was hanging around with this big guy, his bodyguard I guess, and we were just staring because he kept turning into a huge reptile… His bodyguard was pointing at us, shouting that he’d kick our teeth in if we didn’t put our phones away.”

So, is the biebz a giant reptillian illuminati overlord here to destroy all of humanity? Probably not, despite the fact that his music already kills us inside.

[Via Buzzfeed]

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