Rogue Fajita Lover Stole Over $1 Million Worth of Shitty Fajitas
Just recently, a man was arrested and charged with first-degree theft after being caught with over a million dollars worth of stolen fajitas.
For NINE YEARS, the man intercepted fajita deliveries from the juvenile detention center in South Texas where he was employed, and then selling them to his own customers. How many fajitas are even worth the $1.2+ million? And what kind of quality were these fajitas?
Thankfully, some Twitter users did the math and answered many of my questions:
$365.29 of fajitas per day every day for nine years u have to really like fajitas tbh my fren https://t.co/0SSQc5qr3h
— darth:™ (@darth) October 16, 2017
800. LBS. OF. FAJITAS. pic.twitter.com/FfepxlUO9R
— RossWon'tBackDown (@RossWB) October 15, 2017
Police say the suspect intercepted county-funded food deliveries and delivered them to his own customers.https://t.co/EiVmOa36nr
— WKYT (@WKYT) October 15, 2017
— brownsvillenews (@BrownsvilleNews) October 15, 2017
This is ABSURD.