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Rogue Fajita Lover Stole Over $1 Million Worth of Shitty Fajitas


Just recently, a man was arrested and charged with first-degree theft after being caught with over a million dollars worth of stolen fajitas.

For NINE YEARS, the man intercepted fajita deliveries from the juvenile detention center in South Texas where he was employed, and then selling them to his own customers. How many fajitas are even worth the $1.2+ million? And what kind of quality were these fajitas?

Thankfully, some Twitter users did the math and answered many of my questions:

This is ABSURD.

[via Twitter]

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