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Saudi Arabia Preps Halal Steak for Trump, Meanwhile Trump Googles ‘Halal’

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Yes, this is real news. None of that “fake news” stuff here.

Trump will fly over to Saudi Arabia for his first trip abroad and have a sit-down dinner. Oh, what’s on the menu you ask? Maybe a bit of fois gras with a side of caviar. Nope. Just good old steak with a side of ketchup, because nothing says forging strong international relations quite like a steak and ketchup. Alongside Trump’s requested dish will be a plethora of traditional and local dishes that will get cold because our dear president is a picky eater.

A noteworthy bit of information is that the steak will be prepared halal. It is commonplace in Islamic nations that food be prepared this way as per religious customs.

[via Twitter]

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