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I Should’ve Swiped Left

I’m positive that the majority of you who’ve used dating apps at one point in your lives have regretted it, or at least regretted swiping right for some random. I mean, at first glance, their pictures seem cute, their captions are decent, so why not? You happen to match and figure you’ll give them a chance to impress you. After all, that’s the point in downloading a dating app. It mean you’re willing to talk and meet new people, sometimes keeping in mind that they could be your next partner. Those dreams are so easily crushed when the person you matched with has you wishing you swiped left.

Creepy AF Messages

Ugh. You all know what I’m talking about. Of course, there has to be some fucking person that messages you something sexually creepy. Like if you’re going to do that, at least try to make it entertaining or actually arousing. Please don’t ask me to s*it on your face and send me the lamest emojis because you’ll be unmatched within seconds. Be cool man, be cool.

Needy AF Messages

Ok. Now, for this one, I’m talking those people that ask you to hang out within the first 10 minutes of talking to them, or even telling that they ‘want you so bad.’ Dude, you don’t even fucking know me. Worst part is that they don’t seem to get the message. They’ll keep sending things till you either answer (please don’t) or un-match them (please do). Take it easy man, take it easy.

Boring AF Messages

Sure, ask me how my day was, ask me how work is, ask me what I do for a living, blah blah blah but at some point change the conversation up. Some guys will literally keep talking about the most boring things, clearly incapable of holding a decent and interesting conversation. I’ve has so many guys in the past put me to sleep. It sucks because there’s absolutely no connection there. Mix it up man, mix it up.

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