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Someone is Selling a Dick Shaped Eggplant for $70


Yup, now I’ve heard it all. Because why wouldn’t you want to spend 70 bucks on an eggplant shaped like a penis?

An “Erotic Eggplant” is for sale on New Zealand auction site Trade Me and is described as:

“A freshly picked phallic aubergine. Totally organic, satisfaction guaranteed. All proceeds to Charity.”


The bidding began Saturday, starting at NZ$1 (US$0.67), and is now up to NZ$107 (US$72.11) at the time of writing.

All proceeds for to charity, so stop dicking around and bid now.


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