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Someone Kill Me: The ‘Tetris’ Movie is Going to be a Trilogy


As if having a movie about fucking Tetris isn’t bad enough, let’s make it a trilogy. Fuck it, why not?

Producer Larry Kasanoff told Empire, the reason the movies will be a trilogy is “purely because the story we conceived is so big. This isn’t us splitting the last one of our eight movies in two to wring blood out of the stone. It’s just a big story.”

Excuse me, how is a movie about TETRIS big? Anyone?

Kasanoff said, “We want the story to be a surprise, but it’s a big science-fiction movie. I guarantee you it’s not what you think … No-one has come remotely close to figuring out what we’re doing.We’re not going to have blocks with feet running around the movie … but it’s great that people think so. It sets the bar rather low!”

TETRIS! It’s still Tetris!!!!

[via Vulture]

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