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Someone Please Explain Alex Rodriguez’s Bizarre Pregame Notes to Me

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Las night, beloved MLB star Alex Rodriguez, aka AROD, or J-Lo’s new boy toy for people who don’t follow sports, made his broadcasting debut during last night’s Yankees-Royal game.

But, it’s not what he said on the air that has people talking, but some out right bizarre pregame notes he decided to scribble down to “prepare” him for his first broadcast.

Um, what the fuck does that say?

Birth control?

Baby?!

Pull out stuff ?!?!

Whatever is going through AROD’s head, it sure as fuck ain’t baseball.

To quote one of the most famous athlete’s around, Troy Bolton from High School Musical, get your head in the game!

[Via BroBible]

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