Las night, beloved MLB star Alex Rodriguez, aka AROD, or J-Lo’s new boy toy for people who don’t follow sports, made his broadcasting debut during last night’s Yankees-Royal game.
But, it’s not what he said on the air that has people talking, but some out right bizarre pregame notes he decided to scribble down to “prepare” him for his first broadcast.
— SB Nation (@SBNation) May 18, 2017
This is the zoom pic.twitter.com/i34g1RkItR
— joke coach kat (@bgardnerfanclub) May 18, 2017
Um, what the fuck does that say?
Pull out stuff ?!?!
Pull out stuff
Someone get this man a thesaurus https://t.co/tO2IRTuXt7
— Jessamyn McIntyre (@JessamynMcIntyr) May 18, 2017
What is "pull out stuff"
— The Dallas Dapifer (@fanofsport4u) May 18, 2017
"Chill: birth control, baby, pull-out stuff"
— Robby (@RobertJGross) May 18, 2017
ARod in the booth is off to a great start https://t.co/13nawOzAEV
— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) May 18, 2017
— Mark A. Judge (@Markabram_) May 18, 2017
Whatever is going through AROD’s head, it sure as fuck ain’t baseball.
To quote one of the most famous athlete’s around, Troy Bolton from High School Musical, get your head in the game!