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Guys, Forty Ounce Red Wine Exists

Dear God, hold me. Sommelier Patrick Cappiello debuted a Forty Ounce Red Wine just in time for fall and it's kind of perfect. What's better than drinking a shit ton of wine in the fall? NOTHING. That's what. According to Cappiello, the …

God Help Us, Rosé Gin Is A Thing Now

OK, who's idea was this? C'mon, show yourselves! What kind of sick, twisted dementoid would even think of this devilish concoction? What sort of so-called "Just God" allow this to happen? Look upon your works, ye mighty, and tremble,…