Cool, so there’s a new Thor movie coming, but can we take a moment to discuss how hot Chris Hemsworth is. I mean look at him. He’s brooding, he’s gorgeous, he has muscles that I want to caress, he’s everything. He looks like the kind of man you can walk down a dark alleyway with and actually feel like you’re not going to get shanked. In other words, I love Chris Hemsworth.
Anyway, my wannabe husband is starring in a new Thor film dubbed Thor: Ragnarok, Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok, the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization.
Thor: Ragnarok hits theaters on November 3, 2017.