Yesterday’s total solar eclipse was a sight to behold… if you had the proper eyewear.
Because humans think they’re hot shit, a ton of people metaphorically said “Fuck You!” to their eyesight and stared directly into the sun all in the name of bragging rights. Here are just some of these dumb asses:
NASA: don't look at the eclipse without glasses, it will hurt your eyes
— Nathan (@ndspeiser) August 21, 2017
Who else has absolutely no self control and looked at the sun and now their eyes hurt????
— moo (@mootypebbles) August 21, 2017
i looked at the sun for like a split second and now my eyes hurt super bad, science was not lyin man
— robert california (@CollinAmbuIance) August 21, 2017
ill be honest, i looked at the eclipse without glasses to take some photos and now my eyes hurt.
— skylar bergl (@skylarbergl) August 21, 2017
Looked up for .5 seconds. My eyes still hurt 20 mins later. Rightfully worried or paranoid?
— John Lindgren (@John_Lindgren) August 21, 2017
Damn that eclipse really do hurt your eyes
— Jason✌🏻 (@FvkJason) August 21, 2017
I decided to be savage and look directly at the solar eclipse but now my eyes hurt pic.twitter.com/9o5CpxL7ck
— linah (@Loshilolo) August 21, 2017
Hell, even the President got in on the action! I guess he thought wearing those glasses was just the FAKE NEWS trying to get to him.
As he did this, someone in a crowd of aides below shouted "Don't look." pic.twitter.com/dtfSLEzcAZ
— Ted Mann (@TMannWSJ) August 21, 2017
“Swish, Swish, Bitch,” – The Moon talking about you dumbass humans who are 100000% blind by now, probably.
To be fair, it was a once in a lifetime moment, but soon, so will their ability to see properly.
my friends during the eclipse: i don't need glasses, the sun can't hurt my eyes
me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/Ojm2avc2ZL
— brinanna pancakes (@willsbri_) August 21, 2017