Why? Really, why the fuck is this happening?
The original Blair Witch Project literally put the fear of God in my soul. It was 1999 and I’ve never looked at trees or woods the same way ever again. Now, unfortunately, there’s a sequel simply titled Blair Witch, that’s here to scary the shit out of the next generation.
Blair Witch hits theaters on Sept. 16 (or what I like to call Doomsday).