Your Signature Drink According to Your Zodiac Sign

Celebratory drink

Recently there has been a lot of comparisons being made between the astrological signs. Some articles have tackled which signs are the most romantically compatible while others point out the sign’s shortcomings. Well guess what? None of that is going to happen here. Here we are going to focus on the most important thing of all: drink of choice. Because at the end of the day, that’s what we’re all really searching for anyway isn’t it?

Aquarius:

Cognac. You classy.

Pisces:

All of them. Life is too short, girl.

Aries:

The one with the most alcohol. You look like you need it.

Taurus:

Whiskey probably.

Gemini:

Wine works. Don’t be afraid to go for the biggest bang for your buck, girl.

Cancer:

Who cares? Just grab what’s closest.

Leo:

A pitcher of beer. Just don’t drink Bud Light- that shit is disgusting.

Virgo:

Idk, Martini? Who doesn’t like to feel sophisticated sometimes?

Libra:

Margzzzzzz. They’re the best. Just be sure to get a taco or five.

Scorpio:

Vodka Soda. I’m a Scorpio and that’s my drink of choice so…you’re welcome.

Sagittarius:

No drink for you.

Capricorn:

Jello shots. They’re fun and tasty.

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