I’m a white girl, so I feel no sense of remorse in poking fun at my own kind. Realistically speaking, these comments aren’t utilized solely by females of the Caucasian variety. When I say “white girls” it’s more of a reference to the popular stereotype turned archetype–you know what I’m talking about–Starbucks obsessed, Ugg wearing, legging creatures who snort Pumpkin Spice and live in a perpetual state of “can’t even.”
I find that when scrolling through Instagram there’s some sort of universal dialogue that all of us share. It’s like a database of go-to comments that we keep at the forefront of our brains–ready at any given moment to comment on a fellow white girl’s selfie.
I have easily commented all of these at one point or another. Subsequently, these are all comments I have seen on my Instagram feed in the past 48 hours. The research has been done, the polls are in, and here are the results:
- Um, Can you not?
- You look gorg.
- I’m obsessed with you.
- *Heart Eyes Emoji.*
- Stop being so perfect.
- You could seriously be a model.
- You’re unreal.
- I wish I could like this twice.
- *Fire Emoji.*
- *100 Emoji.*
- I’m dead.
- Selfie game on point.
- You’re too pretty.
- I’m in love with you.
- Can I be you?
- Skinny minny!!
- Eyebrow game strong.
- I’m so jelly.
- My best friend is so gorgeous.
- Stunning.
- That face though.
- Dammmmmmmnnnn.
- Such a Smoke Show.
- Can I have your body? Thanks.
- Literally perf.
